Yesterday was Labor Day....a day of food, especially Barbecue! While I was out hanging with my girl Porsha, my dad gets some BBQ from Papas. My mom was eating the leftover tonight and she offered me some. Oh NO NO NO!
She was like why not? I tell her that I firmly believe that Papas marinades their meat in hair because I have had one too many "there is hair in my food" conversations with them.
Somehow, from that i end up going on a rant of what food s i will not eat them and why. After realizing just how crazy my list is, I decided to blog about it and share.
Tell me if my list is outrageous!
Milk....... was told that a cow sometimes bleeds when milked, so now, in every glass of milk, I swear there are droplets of blood mixed in.
Boudain.... sound like "booty"
Coconut.... I can suck it dry but not chew or swallow
Bacon..... same as coconut
Popcorn.... same as coconut...not very sexy when on a date
Pork chop...... I saw a documentary on how they slaughter piggies! NOT COOL
Ox Tails.... that the same as cow tongue and brain to me....
Chitlins....we are not on the plantation anymore so I'm not eating nothing that stored poop
The center of Cucumber and Tomato...... reminds me of boogers
Refried beans....... looks like someones "back end problem"
The list can go ON and On and On, but I think I am reasonable with my thoughts
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Coconut...for real? I'm with you on chitlins, though
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